I could picture @Lynnandhubby and James -
James: Honey I'm heading to the store. You wanna go?
Lynn: No you go on ahead. I'm just gonna relax for a bit.
James: Ok. See you in a bit.
James comes home to find Lynn riding his best friend stark naked on the couch.
James: Heh...I should've known.
Lynn: You know what you married when you married me (as she continues fucking).
James: Honey I'm heading to the store. You wanna go?
Lynn: No you go on ahead. I'm just gonna relax for a bit.
James: Ok. See you in a bit.
James comes home to find Lynn riding his best friend stark naked on the couch.
James: Heh...I should've known.
Lynn: You know what you married when you married me (as she continues fucking).