I loved the embarrassment of that, how my neighbours and friends knew I had a pencil dick. At the pub with the neighbours and one her female friends much later, I was friendly flirting with her friend and when my wife was away from the table, neighbours wife said to not make my wife jealous. I drunkingly said my wife cheats all the time what’s the harm and she said loudly that her friend wouldn’t feel me anyways. And started laughing, her friend looked quizzically at her so she told her not to worry pencil dick thought he had a chance with you! I went bright red and they all laughed at me and told my wife when she came back. She put her hand on my crotch and told them I was hard which lead to further laughs and embarrassing me.