It should be mandatory when getting married "Thou't shall share thy wife when she so wishes"
Got a nice ring to it
I have posted something along the same line once before.. In a revised form, I believe it worth to post here..
Imagine the minister saying the following, "Do you, [Groom's name], promise to permit, [Bride's name], to reveal her nakedness to other men's eyes, so she concealth not her body that they may see your treasure?"
"I will.."
"Will you let that these men hold in their hands her proffered and naked breasts, so that they may know the softness and glory of her blessed fountains of life? Will you also allow their hands to cup her unclothed buttocks and allow their mouths and tongues freely travel upon her naked flesh?
"I will.."
"Will you let that she lie with another, spreading open her legs, so he may know her most private organs, that her fleshy bottom might fill his hands, that her nipples seek his mouth, that he may have total knowledge of your wife, knowing the taste of her mouth and her hidden lips, knowing the softness of her breasts and feel of her hair wrapped around his manhood, and that he may also know the feel of her wet lips and dancing tongue upon his swollen privy member?"
"I will.."
The minister turns to the bride and says, "You may get on your knees," while he unzips his fly..
With his soft penis in her mouth, he says to the groom, "And you will allow these men to push deep into her body their turgid staff of life so that each may come to know each inner fold and crevice of her most private organ? Filling it as deeply and as fully as God has blessed their endowment?"
"I will.."
"And will you let them thrust in and out of her Eve’s tunnel, eagerly and probingly, so that their eyes may delight in the sway and bounce of her naked bosom and their nostrils deeply inhale the scent of her desire and their ears fill with her sighs and moans, as his and her flesh slap as his rigid flesh sword seeks her womb?"
"I will.."
"And will you let him then spill his seed deep within her, his seed commixing with yours, seed mixing with seed, filling her with the potential promise of a child?"
"I will.."
"And when she returns to you, will you kiss her mouth which tastes of another man's flesh and tenderly caress her lower wetness, with tongue adoration and devotion, kiss and wash it of the other's split seed and bring her to the supreme joy? And will you then enter her, so that you may feel her and his spent ardor and give unto her your seed?"
"I will.."
"And, most importantly, will you keep yourself only unto her, and only her, so long as both of you shall live?"
"I will.."
Pausing, the minister shoots his load down her throat, he then sighs and pulls his soggy and softening penis from her still hungry lips.. Once she has stood, and once he has put away his glistening wet cock, he would then turn to her and ask, "Will you keep your knees forever open to your husband, so he may find his happiness within you, as often and whenever he so pleases?"
She answers, "I will.."
"And will you, so as to pleaseth him much, wear such clothes that allow others to see those members of flesh most hidden from peering eyes?"
"I will..
"And if your husband wishes to offer your uncovered body as gift to his friend, will you make of yourself a fine gift, so his friend may know all the pleasures your husband enjoys of you? And if your husband wishes to see those pleasures bestowed, will you grant his eyes such joy?"
"I will.."
"And should you, while not in the company of your husband, open your thighs to another man, giving him complete knowledge of you, leaving no secret kept from him, will you recount to your husband all that passed between you and another man, so your husband my delight in your pleasures apart from him?"
"I will.."
"And if your husband forbids another man to sleep with you, no matter the greatness of your groin's desire, will you honor and obey his command?
"I will.."
The minister would end by saying, "You and the best man may now kiss the bride.."