My wife was going to pick up weed from a guy who was a friend of a friend. She had been to his house a few times before with the girl who introduced them. But this was the first time going by herself. I was at work. She was putting on this very short black dress and got some input from our female roommate at the time. Asking her if it was to short or to slutty. The roommate told her it would probably be fine.
I only have these 2 pictures of it. They are over 10 years old so you’ve got to excuse the quality. It’s a picture of a picture from the computer screen. The original was lost with a hard drive crash. My wife used to tell me this story when she was jacking me off or before sex. She knew I liked hearing about her teasing this guy. Previously she said her was staring at her tits in a low cut top a different time.
So she goes over to his house and gets the bud but the guy and his friend over there were going to go to the beach and smoke a blunt or two. It was Southern California and they had to climb down a cliff side to get down to this beach. My wife was in the back and as they were climbing down a huge gust of wind went under her dress and it blew up. She said she felt it go almost above her entire waist. She pulled it down. She looked down and the dealer guy had a shocked look on his face. She said she had on her leopard panties. They weren’t like a thong or anything but kinda sexy. Leopard print with a pink bow in the front. So they climbed down and she said it happened a few times going down and when they were at the beach itself. She said she tried her best to keep herself covered. So that’s the story she had told me like 6-7x over like a 3-4 year period. Always the same.
Then one night we were messing around and I asked her to tell me the story. She had like 3 glasses of wine at dinner. She never drinks really It was all the same except this time when her dress blew up she said it blew above her waist and she was thankful she had just shaved before she went over there. It caught my attention and I said “what do you mean? Just shaved” She said “I know he saw, so I was happy I just shaved down there.” So I asked them “ok, why would that matter?” She froze for a second and then told me the truth after years of telling me half truths about it. She told me that she didn’t wear anything under the dress and when it blew up that the guy saw everything. She has a habit of telling half truths on some stuff where she is embarrassed about it. Finally got her to slip up. She admitted that she didn’t want to tell me because she would think I would be mad for her being so slutty. She’s a good girl and doesn’t really do stuff like that. She said she wore them but took them off in the car before she went in his house. She didn’t know they were going to go to the beach or anything at the time.
Also, she said that when they got back to his place the other guy left and the dealer guy was hitting on her. She left shortly after because she felt uncomfortable with him thinking she was trying to do more than just tease. He told her he saw like a month later when she went to pick up again. She told him that she didn’t do it for him, she did it because it was hot out. So now when she tells me I get the full story. Picture attached and a screenshot from when she was texting me once about it. We don’t wife share but she does like to tease guys. But not out in the open. She likes it to look innocent.
I gotta clue you in here... She didn't even tell you anywhere close to a quarter truth! Come on.. the truth; in this case is in the lack of details. Consider?
"She had been to his house a few times before with the girl who introduced them. But this was the first time going by herself. I was at work."
Sounds innocent enough until you read the next line.
"She was putting on this very short black dress and got some input from our female roommate at the time. Asking her if it was to short or to slutty."
A woman never ask if a outfit is "too slutty" unless she wants it to be. She was "dressing" to go see this "Friend".
"She knew I liked hearing about her teasing this guy. Previously she said her was staring at her tits in a low cut top a different time."
This is a "justification" to herself for what she really did... Or as I suspect had been doing more than a few times already. She is confessing that she wants this guy. Women don't tease... they drop "Fuck Me" hints.
"So she goes over to his house and gets the bud but the guy and his friend over there were going to go to the beach and smoke a blunt or two."
Damn... this second guy was not suppose to be there... Now what does she do?
"they had to climb down a cliff side to get down to this beach. My wife was in the back and as they were climbing down a huge gust of wind went under her dress and it blew up."
She goes to a beach which she has to climb down a short cliff.. I lived in SoCal for many years and all beach access get worn down to walking trails and even the steep ones don't require climbing unless its a nude beach.... which I suspect is where she and the two went.
"She looked down and the dealer guy had a shocked look on his face. She said she had on her leopard panties."
Really... That dog don't hunt. But she knows you like her Leopard panties so she throw that in. Women don't "DRESS" and then put on crazy non matching panties. And he was not shocked... She looked down to make sure he saw she didn't have anything covering her pussy which she intended to give him.
"She said she tried her best to keep herself covered. So that’s the story she had told me like 6-7x over like a 3-4 year period. Always the same."
What she was trying to do was expose her pussy to him as much as she could without the other guy catching her and wanting to join in the fun. Remember....
"She knew I liked hearing about her teasing this guy." She intended to tease him ... especially since she had to wait for the other guy to vanish.
"I asked her to tell me the story. She had like 3 glasses of wine at dinner. She never drinks really It was all the same except this time when her dress blew up she said it blew above her waist and she was thankful she had just shaved before she went over there."
BOOM. BOOM. BOOM... The truth comes out in the details. She shaved the night before and wore a slutty dress "just to get weed" Wine is truth serum to women and Lies are forgotten but the truth is all that remains !! She forgot that she had not told you she shaved because she knew before that was a huge give away of what she had really went over for.
"She said “I know he saw, so I was happy I just shaved down there.” So I asked them “ok, why would that matter?” She froze for a second and then told me the truth after years of telling me half truths about it. She told me that she didn’t wear anything under the dress and when it blew up that the guy saw everything."
She froze just like you do when you lie; and she had to quickly think of a cover story to conceal the truth that her brain was ready and willing to spill. The wine had slowed her reflex for lying so it took a minute to think this through. But she didn't tell you WHY it mattered... hint hint
"She admitted that she didn’t want to tell me because she would think I would be mad for her being so slutty."
Women tell the truth when they are point blank. Women are not detail driven like men so when they cut straight to the point in a conversation... they are being truthful. And I as sure she didn't see you as wanting a Slut especially a Slut like her.
"She said she wore them but took them off in the car before she went in his house. She didn’t know they were going to go to the beach or anything at the time."
Now this is a half truth. The first part is a lie and the second part is true. She never had any panties and TRUE she didn't expect some other guy was going to be hanging around. WTF.. the guy is a weed supplier... people gonna be checking him without making reservations. However, at this point, I would not be surprised if the guy had planned to do her as a three-some.
"she said that when they got back to his place the other guy left and the dealer guy was hitting on her."
When they got back, the dealer told his buddy to GTFO so , yeah, another half truth but the
"hitting on her" was his dick slamming her uterus until he shoot his load... which I believe didn't take long considering all the pussy flashing she was doing to punish him for making her wait for DICK.
"She left shortly after because she felt uncomfortable with him thinking she was trying to do more than just tease."
Simple.. she left because "He was done with her" and there was another person looking for some weed as she was escorted to the door. She was uncomfortable because she had his cum leaking out of her pussy in front of some stranger looking for a baggie. She twisted this so you would think she got her baggie and left.
"He told her he saw like a month later when she went to pick up again. She told him that she didn’t do it for him, she did it because it was hot out."
Total Bull Shite at this point. Women get tired of lying just like we do. She just wants to get it over with and move on. But that is where women always expose their double talk. "He told her he saw".. WTF. she knows he saw, she said in the beginning
"She looked down and the dealer guy had a shocked look on his face. She said she had on her leopard panties." which she didn't have any panties on.
"a month later when she went to pick up again. She told him that she didn’t do it for him, she did it because it was hot out"
One, if she really is
"uncomfortable" with him seeing her pussy and she didn't want to deal with him... step out side and throw a rock down the street, it will hit 10 dealers before the rock hits the ground. This is SoCal.... Two... She went "more like two weeks later", not a month and she fucked him that time too. She is saying "
she didn't do it for him" and
"it was hot out" for your benefit and cut to the end of the episode.
"So now when she tells me I get the full story."
Now you CAN get the full story with all the details
"We don’t wife share but she does like to tease guys. But not out in the open. She likes it to look innocent."
We DONT but she DOES. She can call it teasing but now you know the difference.
Well I had my fun exposing all her little tricks and cover ups. I know you love that she is a slut or you wouldn't be here. And she is a HUGE SLUT. You need to break down the bearers she puts up and make her feel safe to bring out that Slut she is hiding inside for other cocks. Soon she will be sucking multiple cocks in front of you.
What do the rest of you think ? Am I right?