I have a business colleague/acquaintance, a sort of arrogant, cock-sure and annoying guy who considers himself a rival and competitor. In various social situations, he's clearly ogled my wife KK, tried a couple of times to chat her up, and flirt, and even made innuendo to me about her. It's kind of funny, as KK has absolutely no interest in him - he's bombed on every approach.
A few times, I've considered setting up situations in which my colleague/rival would catch at least a glimpse of KK naked, or in some state of compromising attire. I've come up with a few ideas, but never acted upon them. My intention is that he'd get an eyeful of my beautiful wife, that it would drive him over the edge. My guess is he'd do one of two things, were this to happen; he'd try to seduce KK, or he'd beg me to set up some kind of encounter, maybe even "Indecent Proposal" style.
Somehow the notion of this guy, lusting after, crazy with desire for my wife, whom he simply can't have, is wholly erotic.