I'm surprised this thread is so quiet...
Surreal is watching your wife, dressed up in her "fuck me" outfit, confidently pick up an attractive guy in the hotel bar. She has him, in tow, his hand in hers, the signal that we're going upstairs to the suite.
Three of us are in the elevator. She squats down, her little black dress, impossibly short riding up over her bare ass. She takes a wet-wipe out of her purse, opens the little packet, unzips the guy, and gives his hardening cock a wipe-down...
God knows why, but the elevator cab's still ascending, and no one's barged in to see my little slut in action, couldn't wait, bobbing the guy's knob on the way up to our room. Somehow we made it all the way to our floor without interruption - KK didn't suck him to completion, but she was emboldened enough to leave her dress all fucked up, and lead the guy down the hall to our room by his hard cock. That is surreal.