Strangest objects you've fucked a girl with?

[Vger2112]

Alright, let's name some of the substitutes one might've used out of pure necessity or plain ol kink?

 

[WNY3somecple]

Not by me, but Mary once got penetrated by a cops nightstick.

 

[CANDAULISTS]

 

[Sigp220]

Just about anything that will go in.

The photos of your wife always get me hard thank you

 

[Sigp220]

Her electric toothbrush, in her ass.

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lol that’s great

 

[TheDrkKnight]

My wife and I used a very large cucumber when we were first dating. We still laugh when we are shopping and walk through the produce section and I hold up a large cucumber!

We've never tried this but I certainly joke about it everytime she puts a cucumber in the cart! 😆

 

[black75]

Not by me, but Mary once got penetrated by a cops nightstick.

That's hot! What was the story?

 

[ruby doo 1]

My wife and I were on vacation but forgotten to pack any of our sex toys ie vibrators Realistic dildos , so there were no adult shops near to our hotel. So I paid a visit to a fruit and vegetable shop, looking for a substitute for a dildo . I picked up the usual like cucumber; large carrots then I noticed some butternut squash I bought two .
My wife couldn’t wait to experience me fucking her with them .