The great thing about having your own office is that you get to make the rules. The general rule in my office is that the employees basically use me as the office sex doll most of the time. Whether it's cuffing my wrists and putting me on my knees in front of the coffee machine, or servicing the guys as the breakroom blowjob slut, you can bet that things around the office stay pretty hot. But when they're not thinking with their cocks, they're more productive, so win-win, right? So, I thought it might be fun to start an office slut wife thread, where those of us who participate in workplace fun can share some things we get up to. Like a "day in the life" kind of thing.
Most people hate Mondays. Mine aren't so bad.
Helping to make the coffee. Or the cream?
Every time the printer fucks up, I ask one of the guys if they can push their fingers into it to get it to do its thing. They may have misunderstood.
Most companies get it all wrong. If you want your guys to be productive, just get an in-house blowjob slut to start their day off right. Coffee and a blowjob in the morning is a proven method for increasing productivity. Fuckin' science.
We recently implemented a new sexual harassment training program. Truthfully, I was a little surprised this was a requirement. With all the female workplace equality stuff, I figured it was kind of an outdated thing to have to teach employees how to objectify their female coworkers. Well, that's government for you. Whichever way the political wind blows.
Most people hate Mondays. Mine aren't so bad.
Helping to make the coffee. Or the cream?
Every time the printer fucks up, I ask one of the guys if they can push their fingers into it to get it to do its thing. They may have misunderstood.
Most companies get it all wrong. If you want your guys to be productive, just get an in-house blowjob slut to start their day off right. Coffee and a blowjob in the morning is a proven method for increasing productivity. Fuckin' science.
We recently implemented a new sexual harassment training program. Truthfully, I was a little surprised this was a requirement. With all the female workplace equality stuff, I figured it was kind of an outdated thing to have to teach employees how to objectify their female coworkers. Well, that's government for you. Whichever way the political wind blows.
