My wife was tired tonight and went to bed early. She told us she was wearing pajamas so that neither of us would be tempted to bother her when we came to bed. After about an hour and seeing this thread, we decided to go in and strip her. We did not get far; we got her bottoms pulled down, but she began to wake up, so we moved away. She woke up and looked and asked, "Which one of you two assholes had this stupid idea?" We admitted it was both of us, and she pulled her pants back up and told us, "Since neither of you has a brain, you can ...... together in the guest bedroom and play with each other." She locked the door behind us.
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