There is an addendum to this story which is interesting. A young couple, Dave and Brenda, moved into the house next door to us a few months previously. They were a pleasant friendly couple and as neighbours we had many conversations over the garden fence. Unbeknown to me at the time, Jess and Dave were having their own private conversations which were rapidly developing into something more than friendship.
One afternoon when I came home from work Jess said to me I've something to tell you, she said I've just had sex with Dave. She went on to tell me that they were chatting over the garden fence and Dave started coming on to her. Brenda was out at the time and I was at work so Jess was not one to miss an opportunity, she invited him in for a coffee and the inevitable happened.
So, she was in bed fucking Dave when the doorbell went, this is very inconvenient she said to Dave, so ,she put on her dressing gown and went to answer the door. It was Mark at the door wanting to talk again and as Jess told me she had a hard time getting him to go, so there she was, stark naked under her dressing gown, arguing with Mark and trying to get rid of him so she could get back into bed with Dave.
That's my wife, there's never a dull moment, she's fucking the guy next door and I have to pretend I don't know anything about it. It's exciting though.