Lol, my wife has told me that. We were at a nude beach with her boyfriend and another lady asked her why she was ...... with another man. My wife responded, “I love my husband, but look at his cock. It is really only good for his hand.”
I've gotten several cock ratings lately and it's all the same response, tiny, premature ejaculation loser and told I'm the smallest cock they've ever seen. The first one made my cock shrink when I got a little hard