my girlfriend does the same thing. she reassures me but I tried to switch the intent of the conversation. I know shenlove me to death, but Ive been successful with me situation. oddly I swear she been reading up on it. read my postings
Just told my wife my cuckold fantasy
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Here's a comedic rewrite of the text as a blog post from the perspective of an English scholar:
The Delicate Art of Domestic Diplomacy: A Tragically Comedic Tale
Gather 'round, dear readers, as we delve into the intricate realm of negotiation and conflict resolution within the sacred institution of marriage. Verily, 'tis a battlefield where the fairer sex reigns supreme, armed with wit sharper than Excalibur's blade and a tenacity that would make Sun Tzu quake in his sandals.
Ladies and gentlebeings, let us raise our quills to the master negotiators, the diplomats, the mediators – nay, the war strategists! – that are womankind. For 'tis they who possess the uncanny ability to navigate the treacherous waters of marital discord, steering the ship of matrimony from the rocky shores of conflict towards the tranquil haven of resolution and truce, where both parties may bask in the warm glow of mutual happiness. A monumental task, indeed!
Yet, heed my warning, fellow travelers: to engage in battle with one's formidable spouse is to court certain doom. For she knows thy strengths, aye, but also thy weaknesses – those insidious chinks in thine armor that render thee vulnerable to her relentless onslaught. 'Twill be a veritable blood bath, a clash of titans that would make the bards of old weep bitter tears of envy, unable to capture the epic grandeur of such a contest. Good luck to thy loved ones in locating thy final resting place, for thou shalt surely perish in the fray!
And should the unthinkable occur – a parting of ways, a sundering of the sacred bonds of matrimony – fear not, for the wisdom of thy fair lady shall ensure a resolution that satisfies both parties. Unless, perchance, her ire be roused, and she seeks naught but vengeance, vindication, and the very lifeblood of her adversary. In such cases, even the most skilled of negotiators must concede defeat.
But lo, let us not forget the peculiar breed of fellows who wander the realm of bi-curiosity! Hail to thee, ye brave souls who have embraced thy fetish and discovered the wonders of thy nether regions! Truly, thou art mightier men than I, for I have no desire to partake in the literal poking of posteriors, having already endured the figurative variety on not one, but two separate occasions. Alas, the folly of youth!
So raise thy tankards, oh ye merry wanderers, and toast to the glories of domestic diplomacy, where the fairer sex reigns supreme, and the mere mortals can but strive to keep their heads firmly affixed to their shoulders! ...... I need a nap
Yes, thats a deep and important subject, best addressed as u2 are intimate id think.
Our first time - Then the rest that followed (Pic now included)
So my wife and Dave had gone back into the bedroom. This is how she told me what happened just about word for word. I'll write is as she told it. She did say she never had anal but his girlfriend had told me that she had stood watching them for a little while when I was in the shower and that...
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