I'll go with - I surrender all my rights and privileges and forsake any sexual activities with you or any other woman. I will be totally obedient to you in all aspects of our marriage. I will accept all decisions made by you and can not make any decisions myself. I will take over all household chores and strive for perfection in the execution of these chores. I will do your bidding and pay attention to small details without having to be told.I will dress in a fashion that you deem appropriate for your date. I will support your right to take a lover or lovers of either gender and surrender my place in the marital bed.I will show my devotion to you by doing as told without question. I will accept any punishment corporal and otherwise that you determine necessary to correct misbehavoir on my part or to remind me of who is in charge. And I will serve and maintain a high level of respect for your friends and acquaintices. I will eat any and all creampies on command.