Several years ago I would often tease my wife by taking something of hers outside with me when I was getting ready to go to work, it was early morning and dark , i would put my lunch in the van and go back to the door to give her a kiss goodbye and hand back whatever it was i had taken, this particular morning and I had taken her nightdress off so she was naked, as I was at the van I saw the milkman go past the other side of the van , I knew in an instant what was about to happen, she was waiting inside the door and saw a movement through the glass panel and thinking it was me opened the door to come face to face with the milkman, she froze, as did the milkman not expecting to see a naked 40 year old woman in front of him , he recovered first and held the bottle out to her which she eventually took , he turned and walked back up the drive as I walked round the back of the van to give her a kiss and her nightie back , you ba***td you knew he was going to see me , she soon calmed down and even enjoyed the memory.