Greetings to all my Canadian bed fellows Ontario
who hail from this land of cold frost and temperatures subzero
we are all here to witness the same show
trying to land our shots, like in mission moon landing Apollo
so allow me to clear the air, and open the window
Let us break the ice, by a question that has been stuck forever in limbo
A query I broadcast on all frequencies, like in emergency wartime radio
I ask this question, O people who inhabit this land of ice and snow
who here are a couples stag, and who are males solo?
and lastly, who else here hails from my beloved Ontario?