Best humiliating line your wife came up with.

[paracufz]

My wife and I went to a swinger party where it is pretty well known that we are a cuckold couple. My wife had sex with a couple of men however when her favorite fellow (sometimes referred to as her bull) began fucking her she said quite loudly "This cock is super sized..... I don't have to settle for a happy meal as usual". Shortly after he came in her with his wife and several others watching.

He rolled of of her and she spread her legs and told me to 'get down there and clean me up' and don't miss any.

Does anyone else have a cuckolding wife with a sense of humor?

 

[dickhurtz]

my wife was sucking off a neighbor 1-2 times a week. she always complained that she really didn't like him. i asked her why she continued sucking him.

her words; "he has a big dick & i like sucking it".

works for me.

 

[SmallHubbyTexas]

My wife and boyfriend were cuddling after having sex and my wife told him, “you’re so much bigger than my husband. You touch me in a place he never will.”

 

[Azncouple21]

how do i get my wife to humiliate me more?
Ive done the obvious and asked her nicely at various times, before sex, after sex, before bed, right before lunch......

 

[Bowlerlb]

My wife and I went to a swinger party where it is pretty well known that we are a cuckold couple. My wife had sex with a couple of men however when her favorite fellow (sometimes referred to as her bull) began fucking her she said quite loudly "This cock is super sized..... I don't have to settle for a happy meal as usual". Shortly after he came in her with his wife and several others watching.

He rolled of of her and she spread her legs and told me to 'get down there and clean me up' and don't miss any.

Does anyone else have a cuckolding wife with a sense of humor?

Im sure all of those present enjoyed your performance.

 

[Berta698]

Wife had a married boyfriend. One night, he tried to behave himself and go home early. Wife slipped down her pants and sat in his lap. She put his hands up her shirt and got his cock out. She kissed him and said, "You really wanna go home to your wife or stay here with me?" Right as she said it, he came on her leg. Seemed frustrated with himself so he threw her over the dining room table, got behind her and fucked the shit out of her for what seemed like forever. She tried including me in her mouth once or twice but he was hitting it too hard for her to suck me. When he was done, he slapped his big dick right on her ass and blew another load all over her ass and back. I jerked a quick one on her too right as he did that. While she had me clean her off, she told him how good he was. Then to humiliate me further, she told him, "That’s exactly why I moan your name when I'm fucking my husband."

 

[Cuckcoupleforfun]

Lots of humiliating things have been said so hard to come up with the best one lol

My favorite one was being told I’m no longer the man of the house

 

[Married45m]

One night I was fucking wife in spoon position. She knows humiliation get's me harder but she's not into doing it. That night tho she stopped sex and said "why did I settle for a small dick, get me my dildo" I watched her fuck herself to orgasm

 

[Berta698]

One night I was fucking wife in spoon position. She knows humiliation get's me harder but she's not into doing it. That night tho she stopped sex and said "why did I settle for a small dick, get me my dildo" I watched her fuck herself to orgasm

That's a fun one

 

[Married45m]

That's a fun one

Of course she said some things as she used it I was so fucking hard

 

[Berta698]

Of course she said some things as she used it I was so fucking hard

Such as?

 

[Harvey]

My wife has said some pretty amazing things to me. I've been told "he's better than you", "you're not the biggest cock to be in my pussy today" (after she's returned from a BF) and "what's it like to know that your wife is being fucked by a much better man than you?".

 

[Jeanswatcher]

Not quite total humiliation however, as written elsewhere on this site,

In her mid 20s my best friend a womaniser asked if he could fuck my young wife, he said she would be so easy to seduce, i said NO.

Overtime time he continued with this line, but i knew she wouldnt, she was so straight laced and vanilla, compounded by the fact we socialised with him and his wife and kids and went on holiday with them. However overtime i became curious: why was he so confident? i warmed to the idea but still knew she wouldnt but one day sex starved and by now curious said Ok yes, you can try.

A date weas set and i watched as he seduced my wife, over many hours her resistance nil, he played with her, licked her before finally dumping his load into her. As he left he simply said, told you...easy.

The following day i had to mention the evening and she replied, thats what you wanted to see isnt it..........I also leant that night why she wanted a lover i didnt have the experience to satisfy her.

She dressed for me shortly afterwards and we amazing sex, i knew he wanted to continue seeing her with my permission and i gave it arranging him opprtiunities, i was "repaid" by her dressing for my camera and the fun we had during this.

It was probably more humiliating 2 years later to find out she instigated the affair 2 years before i first watched, it was she that wanted to be fucked infront of me her husband. The big kick me in the balls was when he said he always came into her, i was snipped in my late 20s so she wasnt protected, to this he said, we discussed this she wanted me to give her a baby.

So unknowingly i allowed him to deliberately try fertilize my wife and she wanted it after she had me snipped.

Now that would have been interesting as our families knew i was snipped.

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[Randr7896]

I was rubbing my dick on her freshly fucked pussy.
Put it in and was five or six pumps in when she told me to put it in her.

Other on was she was riding me and I kept slipping out. After the third time she looked me straight in the eyes and said “Blake never slips out. That’s why I fuck him little man.”

 

[quickguy]

"I should have married my ex boyfriend, I still dont know how crazy I must have been to leave him" usual line while I am inside her

 

[Jerryteroga]

So i would say the best was awhile back when she would tell me how she loved the big dildoes that she has because they would fill her up and stretch her wide giving her incredible feeling and sensation but they were still not as good as sex because it was not real and did not have the same feeling and passion.
So i had a great idea, " penis sleeve extention" it would be slightly more real dildo feeling with better sex style feeling with it. Off to the adult store we went. We were browsing for quite some time but we were stumped and along comes the lovely girl from behind the register, " Can i help you guys find anything? ". And my wife says, " sure, we have been looking at these penis extentions but they are all so big on the inside hollowed out part, do you have any that are smaller that would fit my husband better? "
They both began chuckling with each other and at that point i was so embarrassed, face cherry red, erection in my shorts, i could no longer even look at her and wanted nothing else but to get the hell out of that store.
The girl shows my wife the smallest one they had and my wife says gee i hope this isnt too big. She buys it and we boogie out of there to rush home and try it out and turns out it is still a little too large.

 

[Duncanf]

Your penis is too small, i do not feel anything. When i go with my bull he makes me cum several times and his large penis touches me places you never did or will. I usually ask her, how come in the past you used to have fun having penetration with me, she replies because i have never tried larger before so i never knew how good it feels.

 

[wasper]

Best/funniest one my Asian wife has come up with. I had just gotten out of the shower as she came in from doing some gardening in the spring, and I asked her for one of her amazing blowjobs. I didn’t expect it, but she said “Sure!” I sat on the couch and opened my towel displaying my fully soft cock and she immediately grabbed it with both her cold hands. Shivering, I said “Good god, your cold hands made it really small!” To which she replied “It was already really small when I got here”.

She’s not wrong, I’m average size when hard, but at full softness I’m only 2”. She’s said other humiliating but funny stuff when we’ve visited nude beaches as well, where my soft cock can be seen by all… she never misses an opportunity to wisecrack about my size, probably because she knows I love it. Best one in that scenario was when we had laid out a towel and stripped down, and been chatted up by a couple sitting next to us. They were older than us, easily in their late 60s - very fit, blond wife and her husband who was muscular and hung. My wife told the other wife she admired how great a shape they were in. The other wife said they were very active and worked out regularly and still also had a great sex life. My wife as usual couldn’t pass it up - she said we were pretty active and worked out too… but (gesturing at my exposed cock) sadly she didn’t have enough exercise equipment to have a great sex life. Both women looked at my 2” softie and giggled loudly. THe other husband just gave a knowing smile.

 

[wasper]

Another one: My wife was at breakfast with three other Asian wives and the usual topic of sex came up. (My wife is the only one married to a white guy). When they started comparing sizes of husbands, it turned out the other three Asian wives all had Asian husbands with the usual stereotypical small penises. They continually asked my wife about my size, only relenting when my wife wisecracked .. “Well my husband is bigger than all my Asian boyfriends were … but he still has the smallest white cock I’ve seen”. LMAO what a kidder. She of course told me the whole story when she got home and wondered out loud if I would really be bigger than the other husbands if we were all subjected to a group tape measuring.

 

[Duncanf]

Latest: What are you going to do with that? Tickle me? LOL