LOL, my first Black date was with a chumo I picked up in a bar. It ended with my projectile puking all over him, myself, and his mom's minivan when (pretty ...... myself) I stimulated my gag reflex one time too many trying to convince him to have sex with me without a condom.....he insisted on...
Fucking on the carpet like that is a mistake you only make ONCE!! The burns are extremely painful the next day!!
Same with fucking on furniture, sperm is nearly inpossible to get out of most furniture material!! And if you have expensive firniture, its even more of a headache!! J (the wife)