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So you are pimping your wife to someone she doesn't know and has never met or talked to and you plan to have him "show up" on a vacation and you expect anything but a total DISASTER to be the outcome?! You have already been separated because of her cheating, and now you want to surprise her with a guy??? You feel that you have the right to pimp her out?? This has to be a not well thought fantasy, or drug fueled maybe.........but plan for disaster if not. J (the wife)