Picky couples

[NYCbibull]

The listings I see today:
“Cuckold couple looking for respectful third. Must be 7 ft tall, 8 pack abs, square jaw, sapphire eyes, ten inch cock, triple PhD and speak seven languages. Also, no kissing, no looking at my wife in the eyes, no anal, no oral…”
The couple:

 

[slavesimon]

The listings I see today:
“Cuckold couple looking for respectful third. Must be 7 ft tall, 8 pack abs, square jaw, sapphire eyes, ten inch cock, triple PhD and speak seven languages. Also, no kissing, no looking at my wife in the eyes, no anal, no oral…”
The couple:

You must be f**** kidding?! That's hilarious!

 

[NYCbibull]

You must be f**** kidding?! That's hilarious!

Not even close. I think with ethical non monogamy hitting the mainstream now, more and more delusional and entitled people are populating these dating platforms more and more.

 

[Lovefeet]

The listings I see today:
“Cuckold couple looking for respectful third. Must be 7 ft tall, 8 pack abs, square jaw, sapphire eyes, ten inch cock, triple PhD and speak seven languages. Also, no kissing, no looking at my wife in the eyes, no anal, no oral…”
The couple:

I wouldn't want to look at her much less look at her eyes