i would put myself where She can see me. Then i shits myself. To be fair, i also ******** at the same time. Obviously that alone is hardly going to impress the discerning lady (any jackass can ...... himself), so to prove i have the goods, i will spin my dick like a ......-flinging propeller at the same time, spraying about stink and filth which will be irresistible to her. Then We start sniffing the other's right arm/hand. Then each grips the other's right hand as to cause ....... Be warned, its not uncommon to break multiple bones during My amorous play. In fact, fracturing a clavical on the mating night is even considered a blessing on the union. Then i would fuck her right in the pussy