No one understands why we get off to the stuff that makes us get off. Chances are, if you can only get off images of women touching horse cocks, you don't know why - or care - you just know you need that sweet, sweet horsecock content. I get it, that's why I never judge anyone's kinks. For as long as I knew what jacking was, I could only get off on the idea of having my partner reluctantly exposing themselves to one or more acquaintances. Forty years or so later, and I STILL don't know wtf this is the case, but thousands of hours of contemplation, iteration, experimentation, self-reflection - all in the name of hottness - has at least narrowed down the rules that define MY idea of ultimate hotness. They may seems oddly specific, but that's only because I spent years abstracting out the common traits from all the situations I find exciting.
1. Novelty:
It has to be the first time doing the thing. Stripping for my friend, a group of friends, her crush, her ex, our neighbor, etc. Second time? No thanks. Most people that do something exciting (i.e. share a gf or wife) do it all the time, or never. And when they DO try it, a camera is most likely not involved.
2. Reluctance:
She has to be willing to do the thing, but not overeager. If I detect zero reluctance - for instance, hot girl removed bra with zero inhibitions and proceeds to giggle and laugh while jiggling them seductively in her friends eagerly awaiting face, I get the idea she's done this before - in fact, she doesn't mind at all, negating all the built-up excitement intrinsic with exposing yourself for the first time to someone close
Implications: SUPER hard to find content. People that find themselves uploaded to the like of Motherless don't fit the mold of the "reluctant girlfriend doing something she shouldn't but goes through with it just this one time".
3. History:
There has to be some history to the relationship between the partner and the lucky subject(s). I usually use my best friend, mostly because it's the most likely to happen. They've known each other for many years - each year, adding logarithmically to the hotness factor. For example, peeling off her panties in front of a guy that's had a crush on her for 30+ years, exponentially hotter than peeling them off for a guy she met at the gym 6 months ago.
Implication: SUPER hard to find content. Having history implies there needs to be sufficient context to the video indicating the relationship between the people involved. You're lucky if you can even find an accurate title, let alone detailed context of all parties involved.
4. Realistic
The hotness of the scenario is proportional to the probability of it actually happening. An impromptu game of truth or dare amongst friends after the kids go to bed is MUCH hotter than a fantasy involving meeting Vin Diesel at a bar and having him invite her back to his room for fucking simply because that's just a fun thought that will never happen. In fact, the truth or dare scenario can even be improved by adding a small detail that before the game starts everyone mutually agrees "no crazy ...... - just a friendly game!" - this makes it even more believable and probable.
Implication: SUPER hard to find . This filters out most of the content out there simply 'cause people are looking for crazy hot ...... like wives getting spit roasted and A-gaped. Try finding a video of a girlfriend getting her pussy rubbed over her pants by her boyfriend's buddy. You won't find it - but you know it's fucking hot! GIMME THIS CONTENT!
5. Real
This is specifically for the content itself - obviously the scenarios are made up in my head, but the videos need to be real, organic videos. Definitely not scripted. No soundtrack. No porn stars. No flash photography. Just a real, unplanned, hot fucking moment captured on cam.
1. Novelty:
It has to be the first time doing the thing. Stripping for my friend, a group of friends, her crush, her ex, our neighbor, etc. Second time? No thanks. Most people that do something exciting (i.e. share a gf or wife) do it all the time, or never. And when they DO try it, a camera is most likely not involved.
2. Reluctance:
She has to be willing to do the thing, but not overeager. If I detect zero reluctance - for instance, hot girl removed bra with zero inhibitions and proceeds to giggle and laugh while jiggling them seductively in her friends eagerly awaiting face, I get the idea she's done this before - in fact, she doesn't mind at all, negating all the built-up excitement intrinsic with exposing yourself for the first time to someone close
Implications: SUPER hard to find content. People that find themselves uploaded to the like of Motherless don't fit the mold of the "reluctant girlfriend doing something she shouldn't but goes through with it just this one time".
3. History:
There has to be some history to the relationship between the partner and the lucky subject(s). I usually use my best friend, mostly because it's the most likely to happen. They've known each other for many years - each year, adding logarithmically to the hotness factor. For example, peeling off her panties in front of a guy that's had a crush on her for 30+ years, exponentially hotter than peeling them off for a guy she met at the gym 6 months ago.
Implication: SUPER hard to find content. Having history implies there needs to be sufficient context to the video indicating the relationship between the people involved. You're lucky if you can even find an accurate title, let alone detailed context of all parties involved.
4. Realistic
The hotness of the scenario is proportional to the probability of it actually happening. An impromptu game of truth or dare amongst friends after the kids go to bed is MUCH hotter than a fantasy involving meeting Vin Diesel at a bar and having him invite her back to his room for fucking simply because that's just a fun thought that will never happen. In fact, the truth or dare scenario can even be improved by adding a small detail that before the game starts everyone mutually agrees "no crazy ...... - just a friendly game!" - this makes it even more believable and probable.
Implication: SUPER hard to find . This filters out most of the content out there simply 'cause people are looking for crazy hot ...... like wives getting spit roasted and A-gaped. Try finding a video of a girlfriend getting her pussy rubbed over her pants by her boyfriend's buddy. You won't find it - but you know it's fucking hot! GIMME THIS CONTENT!
5. Real
This is specifically for the content itself - obviously the scenarios are made up in my head, but the videos need to be real, organic videos. Definitely not scripted. No soundtrack. No porn stars. No flash photography. Just a real, unplanned, hot fucking moment captured on cam.
