I was contemplating the meme about the guy who figured out how many miles of penis had been inside his girlfriend's pussy before him, who then took a drive to really understand the distance. Based on a combination of his calculations and average data I found on the internet, I came up with a mileage guesstimate for my wife, just counting strangers she's had intercourse with since we got together over 20 years ago.
It seems nearly impossible to be completely accurate about it, but a good starting point seems to be an average of 500 thrusts/withdrawals per male orgasm. That number changes if they're coming back for seconds, thirds, or in one of our cases, 9ths. Then of course one must calculate the average penis length and multiply it by something somewhat less than 2 to get a total amount of inch movent.
So, using this crudely unrefined math, my wife Cinn has fucked about 5 miles worth of stranger cock.
Rough/rounded calculations:
30+ guests
60+ encounters
various mileage for each
30000 thrusts
10000 withdrawals
8 inch average
= 288000 inches of cock sliding in and out
=27000 feet
=5 miles
30 + guests
50 + events
About 4000 feet in a busy year
She really enjoyed almost every single inch of it too.
Ass and mouth mileage is harder to calculate, as is my own contribution to the stats over 20 years.
She's still an excellent ride.
You're invited to contemplate and share your own mileage guesstimates.
It seems nearly impossible to be completely accurate about it, but a good starting point seems to be an average of 500 thrusts/withdrawals per male orgasm. That number changes if they're coming back for seconds, thirds, or in one of our cases, 9ths. Then of course one must calculate the average penis length and multiply it by something somewhat less than 2 to get a total amount of inch movent.
So, using this crudely unrefined math, my wife Cinn has fucked about 5 miles worth of stranger cock.
Rough/rounded calculations:
30+ guests
60+ encounters
various mileage for each
30000 thrusts
10000 withdrawals
8 inch average
= 288000 inches of cock sliding in and out
=27000 feet
=5 miles
30 + guests
50 + events
About 4000 feet in a busy year
She really enjoyed almost every single inch of it too.
Ass and mouth mileage is harder to calculate, as is my own contribution to the stats over 20 years.
She's still an excellent ride.
You're invited to contemplate and share your own mileage guesstimates.
