“Hi, we’re a couple in Brooklyn, my wife doesn’t know I want to be cucked, can you advise me on how to get her into the lifestyle?”
My answer: get a fucking couples therapist and grow a pair. I respect cucks for having the balls to fulfill their fantasies. I don’t respect wannabes. Keep jerking off and fuck off.
“Here’s a picture of my unsuspecting naked wife (it even shows her face) can you send me a pic of you jerking off to her?”
My answer: Your photo was deleted. If you ever send me pictures of your wife without her explicit consent (which I assume you do a lot) I am going to geo-localize that picture and report you to the fucking authorities. Fuck off creep.
“Thanks for meeting with us for dinner yesterday. My wife and I want to move forward, we think you’re cute and we like your tats. However these are our boundaries: no kissing, no dirty talk, you may penetrate her with a condom, but only for exactly ten thrusts, you are allowed to grab only her right tit, no oral, no anal…”
My answer: I’m going to stop you right there. I’m here to fuck, not to follow a Chinese TV instruction booklet. Fuck off, I’m sure you’ll find some thirsty psycho willing to say yes to your bullshit for some free pussy.
“Hi Roberto, my wife and I really like your cock pics. Would you be able to meet and play with only hubby first”
My answer: You’re just a solo gay guy posing as a couple aren’t you? There are plenty of sites and apps that cater to gay men exclusively. Why don’t you try those and FUCK OFF
My answer: get a fucking couples therapist and grow a pair. I respect cucks for having the balls to fulfill their fantasies. I don’t respect wannabes. Keep jerking off and fuck off.
“Here’s a picture of my unsuspecting naked wife (it even shows her face) can you send me a pic of you jerking off to her?”
My answer: Your photo was deleted. If you ever send me pictures of your wife without her explicit consent (which I assume you do a lot) I am going to geo-localize that picture and report you to the fucking authorities. Fuck off creep.
“Thanks for meeting with us for dinner yesterday. My wife and I want to move forward, we think you’re cute and we like your tats. However these are our boundaries: no kissing, no dirty talk, you may penetrate her with a condom, but only for exactly ten thrusts, you are allowed to grab only her right tit, no oral, no anal…”
My answer: I’m going to stop you right there. I’m here to fuck, not to follow a Chinese TV instruction booklet. Fuck off, I’m sure you’ll find some thirsty psycho willing to say yes to your bullshit for some free pussy.
“Hi Roberto, my wife and I really like your cock pics. Would you be able to meet and play with only hubby first”
My answer: You’re just a solo gay guy posing as a couple aren’t you? There are plenty of sites and apps that cater to gay men exclusively. Why don’t you try those and FUCK OFF
