My wife once went to a jewely store to get a bikini belt (basicly and long necklace worn around the waist low on the hips. In my precense she told the sales girl it was to impress her boyfriend. The salesgirl was shocked and said she thought I was her husband. Wife said is is but I also have a boyfriend and he has a girlfriend with benefits. In fact my boyfirend is leaking out of me right now.