HORNEY BUS PASSENGER

[pattyshusband]

I have to comment on this. I was recently on a bus tour for local government officials. I was seated on the left side of the bus, a pretty county employee in her mid 20's was seated one row up from me on the opposite side of the aisle. I was bored as heck and was sending emails to my friends. She was watching something on her cell phone. I was curious, and looked over... she was watching a gangbang porn video. [yea!] and openly flirting with 4 older nearby gentlemen on the bus including me. I was fumbling with the buttons on my phone. Suddenly, she yelled, "Who has the android phone on?' She was mad as a wet hen. I had the android phone on, but didn't say anything. She was wearing a black ladies' business suit with loose fitting pants. She reached down into the front of her pants and pulled out a pink, long rat-tailed egg vibrator that was vibrating so much she couldn't hold it steady to turn it off. She had it up inside her for the bus ride. It was the type remote controlled by a cell phone. My phone must have turned it on!! She got up with the thing moving around like crazy in her hand and moved to the back of the bus. I was laughing so hard others must have thought i was having a mental attack of some sort.