Don't ask me why, but I ended up calling this toy Douglas. The odd thing is I didn't order Douglas when buying several toys from a well known UK based online adult retailer. When the box turned up and was so much bigger and heavier than I expected I had no idea why until I opened it and found Douglas.
Even went back and checked the order to see if I had somehow order him by mistake. Nope.
After several plays with Douglas I don't know if I should be pleased or shocked at how much I can take. I can tell you one thing though. Clout anyone over the head with Douglas and they are going to have one hell of a headache for a few days!!!
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