I'd like to pretend I'm related to your wife, her young nephew. She's extra nice to me and you get jealous, so you are rude to me. Your wife doesn't like you being rude to her nephew, so she coddles me and is extra touchy with her affection. Whenever you decide to ******** her off to her breaking point, she takes me into another room away from you to make me feel better. I'd like this to be a long term thing where we slowly build up to new limits
