We have done some things which we aren’t proud of and maybe not ‘harmless’ but definitely make us laugh.
Long story, apologies in advance, but it’s all true.
My wife and I regularly met with my best friend for a bit of under the radar fun (he’s also married)
One afternoon we benefitted from the fact that his wife was at work but the three of us weren’t.
We went around to his house for a coffee and things progressed. It wasn’t planned. He was just really horny and it sort of happened.
One of the things we aren’t proud of is that my wife seemed to really get off on the fact he was more attracted to her than his own wife. And somehow, I don’t even know how, somebody had the stupid idea of doing a bit of role play. (It seemed hot at the time)
Somehow, and this makes me confused when I look back… but stay with me…..
My wife went upstairs and dressed as HIS wife.
She used her make up, her lipstick, she put on her underwear, her heels and a nice dress of hers.
Now….. my wife was a size 14 at the time and his wife considerably thinner. So she was busting out of that dress and wearing WAY more make up than she would.
Dressing up took a while. And he was becoming quite nervous that she was going to be arriving home soon. But typical guy - he was far too turned on to stop the proceedings.
My wife came downstairs, and started acting like his wife. Demanding that he gave her a baby (Cringe) and insisting that he take her to bed and make her pregnant.
It was a silly role play and we all had a bit of a laugh.
Eventually- the inevitable happened and I found myself sat on a chair in the bedroom watching the horny couple go at it, pretending to be trying for a baby. (It felt like fun at the time)
His phone rings. I hand it to him. But too late. Missed call from his wife.
He calls her back (balls deep in my wife) and she asks him if he needs her to bring anything from the store.
They have a bit of a chat, my wife teasing him by smiling at him and grinding her hips and pussy into him…. And he tells her that Ant and Jane (us) are here having a coffee.
He hangs up and all is good.
I suggest that he needs to “finish things off” and we have a bit of a giggle.
My wife is becoming really nervous now.
He agrees and begins to slam into her with big, determined, frustrated thrusts. He grabs the bars on the headboard and seems to be very impatient and focused on finishing off inside her….
She (nervous) becoming more worried, encourages him with little comments
“Mmm, do it!”
“All the way”
“Give it to me”
“Come on”
“I want your baby”
“Make me pregnant”
And their personal favourite “have you got something for me?”
This one brings a little smile to their faces, a cute laugh and a few more frustrated grunts from him.
He is bouncing off her body with each thrust now. Her legs are high up in the air and the bed is creaking so much that I stand up and nervously walk to the window, knowing that the whole street can probably hear them desperately trying to release his load.
Then….. oh dear……. SNAP!
She gasps “......!”
The bed has broken and they are virtually on the floor!
The top end of the bed has snapped. The bottom end is still intact so the bed now looks like the titanic sinking.
It would be funny….. but the realisation that his wife will be home very soon makes this a terrifying situation!
They scramble up to their feet inspecting the damage.
I’m by the window suggesting he calls his wife for a location.
No answer!! Location unknown!
Now…… men being men, the most important thing in this whole situation seems (to him) to be the fact that he was literally seconds away from cumming and his hard, wet, engorged cock is ready to erupt.
She looks at him like “are you crazy??”
He insists that he can’t leave it.
He can’t ignore how close he is.
He demands that he needs 2 more minutes.
I suggest that she finishes him in her mouth.
She has this really over the top , glamorous dark pink lipgloss on (his wifes remember) and this seems like a sensible option.
She’s still wearing his wife’s little black dress and an absolute tonne of her thick make up on her face, with glamorous pink cheeks and dark black eye make up…
She looks at him, raises her eyebrows, as if asking for permission…..
He looks at me and asks “yeah…?”
I reply “go for it”
My wife looks at me, surprised with my comment, and then looks at him…. And doesn’t seem as keen. She’s worried about the time and the possibility of being caught.
He stares straight into her eyes, very assertively, like a schoolteacher who is about to lose their temper….. and he firmly and insistently points down at his feet.
Next, he only says one word… but the way he says it, says “I’m not asking you, I’m telling you”
His word = “Jane”
Her name. Simple. Said with such dominance I can’t honestly explain it. His finger pointing down at the floor beneath his feet. His firm stare right into her eyes.
It was a powerful moment
This display of alpha male dominance, as the testosterone is flowing around his veins….. means that she doesn’t say a word,
She dutifully gets into position by kneeling down and he begins to point his cock towards her and stroke it.
His wife calls back!!
He seems really annoyed. Really frustrated, and about to lose his erection….
So I gesture “me…?” Asking him if he wants me to answer.
I answer and chat to his wife.
She explains that she will be home in around 10 minutes.
I deliberately keep her on the line, for safety reasons, we don’t want to lose track of her.
Whilst he aggressively and impatiently strokes his cock with one hand, and with his other hand- tightly grips a fistful of my wife’s hair, with her head pulled back - preventing her from moving…. Keeping her exactly in the perfect position for what he is about to do.
Her eyes looking up at him. Mouth half open, big smile, and little whispers of encouragement.
I can tell that he is gripping her hair a bit too firmly, and she is quite surprised at how selfishly assertive he is behaving.
With her little soft hand she reaches up and She gently tries to pull his hand off her hair, trying to become less uncomfortable but also whilst trying not to ******** him off.
He isn’t interested. Each time she does this he just grunts…. Yanks her hair and head back, making her gasp.
Eventually she stops resisting, stops and just accepts it. Little expressions of pain on her face each time he reasserts his grip on her long silky black hair….. She knows she is powerless right now.
But I can also tell that she absolutely loves it!
Her big wide eyes. Half excited, half frightened….
She pouts. She licks her lips, she slips her tongue out and gently and rhythmically tries to tease the tip of his cock which is an inch away from her glossy lips…… as his hand and cock make that wet, slippery, fast paced sound…. A mixture of her pussy juices and his Precum coating his rock hard….. almost purple, veiny cock which looks twice as big as normal.
I can tell that she is so excited.
The risk, the danger, the visual image of him being so close and so horny and the pride of her being the reason for it.
He releases a huge, deep, powerful “YEAHHHH” a massive shout of relief, which his wife definitely heard.
I laugh out loud and say he is playing PlayStation and his team has just scored!!
His wife laughs.
Meanwhile, my wife gets the facial of her life.
I’m not sure if he came more because of the situation or if he had been saving a load for a while, but…. Wow, in the heat of the moment - he didn’t seem to care about anything other than getting that warm, creamy swollen load out of his cock as hard and fast as humanly possible.
I think my wife presumed she would be swallowing it.
Clearly this would have been the most sensible outcome given the timescales and housekeeping required!
But no……. Rope after rope shot across her lips and cheeks as he pulled every last drop out for her to receive.
My wife is very obedient when it comes to facials. So she stayed in position , like she does, eyes closed, lips pouted, and patiently submitting to the act until her man has nothing more left to decorate her beautiful face with.
Then…. A frantic clean up.
I choose to go outside and buy some time by moving our car into a position which means his wife has to stop and wait at the end of the driveway.
She arrives!!! I casually get out of the car and explain that I am moving mine out of the way for her. And then I fumble the keys, deliberately take far too long to move the car and keep her standing outside chatting.
She doesn’t seem concerned. She’s happy to chat. I ask her about the flowers outside and the garage door, small talk, chit-chat which gives me an extra 5 minutes
Upstairs, my wife is quickly removing her husbands seed from her face, which is now mixed into HER make up and HER lipgloss.
She’s taking off HER dress HER heels and trying to put everything back where it should be. Whilst changing back into her own clothes.
He is trying to temporarily fix the bed and cover up what has happened.
By the time we re-enter the house - Jane and Andy are sat very normal, very casual on the sofa and luckily he has remembered the PlayStation comment so he has the controller in his hand.
It’s very awkward for a while as our eyes bounce around the room, suspiciously looking for anything which might give us away, and his wife goes to the kitchen to make coffee.
Jane goes to help and they chat.
I hear that She asks if Jane is feeling ok, because she looks a little tired and Jane casually replies - “oh I’m not wearing any make up right now”
I try not to laugh.
20 minutes ago she was wearing more make up than your average pornstar and was begging her friends husband to blow his load inside her!
Anyway, we got away with it and my friend that night…..was clever enough to playfully jump onto their bed causing it to collapse again, whilst she witnessed it.
She never suspected a thing. And still doesn’t know that he has been unfaithful in this way.
I know that some readers will be angry and disgusted with us and we accept that. We aren’t proud of the fun we used to have, without her knowing.
I know there is a fair bit of guilt and we have behaved very badly in this story but I must admit, it does make us laugh (in a naughty way) whenever we talk about it.