Any good F*CKING machines out there worth buying

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We have lots and lots of toys to play with, in fact we had to dedicate a drawer to keep them all in, but one thing we havent tried or bought yet is a fucking maching.
I've seen the Sibian and MotorBunny ones that you sit ontop of, and they look super cool, a little intimidating, and come with a hefty price tag.
I did buy a "thrusting" machine that was about the size of a Fleshlight with a little dildo sticking out but it only thrust in and out about 1" with little power... just holding it would make it stop.
Anybody tried something that works?